I live in the south, but I only have in-case of zombie attack weapons. Chainsaws, axes, half of a saber, a microwave, tin foil, a +5 mace of disruption, holy water, and the necronomicon.

Hehe, both of us would have a field-day on a buncha zombies.

this thread is seriously...

What on earth is a cyber gnome?

the gnomes that run the internet!

we shall not stand idly by as they are abused!

This thread is basically over anyway, someone should just apply some lockage (but meh, not I).

No, dont lock it, I wont let you until someone explains what on earth are cyber gnomes? I know that the there are people running the internet but they dont run it hands on as if they had to to the work of a phone operator.

Okay, cyber gnomes were once a strong and noble race who governed their own land. However, one day the white devil saw their land and thought that it was a shame that their will was not enforced upon it. The white devil had trouble finding out how they could enslave the cyber gnomes, because cyber gnomes had little use for labor. In time, the white devil found a way to enslave the cyber gnomes by binding their souls to a pseudoworld known as cyberspace. The white devil even tricked the cyber gnomes to go willingly by telling them that cyberspace was a gnome paradice. When all the gnomes were tricked into cyber space Al Gore claimed to have invented the Internet, saying that it was a way to send data great distances with out any one being harmed or having to work. In truth, the cyber gnomes carry all the data, by hand, through their pseudoworld, just so that can still interact with the life that they once had.

Okay... strange.. but.. theres no reason to lock this thread, carry on if you wish but remember dont stray off topic.

Who in their right mind can stay off the topic of tyranny against the gnomes?

I can think of a few.


so, what do we do to bust 'em loose?

First we need to build up and train a liberation force. While we build and train our force we need to collect intel on the location of the cyber gnome neuron to cyberspace implantation device. Then we will need to create a plan to liberate the cyber gnomes from their cyber prison. The liberation process will be bloody, but the battle will save the lives of countless gnomes.

Thousands of gnomish lives are waisted every day. We need to start recruiting now!

I'm on it, got a good 3 people so far, and that's just 5 minutes.

Wicked bad ass! For now on you are my William Ryker. All the others are just red shirts.

I'll join the fight.... as long as I get an electrified PseudoChainsaw for my time in battle!
I shall slay all the gnome haters! No wait.... 'stabs self'.... damit..... medic!

Why would you want a fake chainsaw? Pseudo means fake, similar but not the same, misleading, or something else along those lines.