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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:36 pm 
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A redneck wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the redneck to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The redneck understood and was ready.

The time came to have the redneck jump from the air plane. The instructor reminded the redneck that he would be right behind him. The redneck proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the redneck.

The redneck, seeing this, yelled as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"

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rednecks... :oops: shame to be them.. (no offense)

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XenoKiLLer wrote:
rednecks... :oops: shame to be them.. (no offense)


None taken.... or to be more exact, NOT MUCH.... you see not everyone who lives or was originally born in the South is a redneck (despite what most ignorant people choose to think because they have never been told otherwise). I was born and raised here in Kentucky, and let me tell you, I'm not a freaking redneck.... some people even say I sound like I'm from out of state. Yes, if you live down here (or even visit) you WILL find a good share of actual rednecks.... and let me tell you, true rednecks really piss me off (Mostly because they re-enforce the stereotype, and that's all the rest of the country sees). Sorry I got a little ugly about this at an inappropriate time, but that statement just rubbed me the wrong way. I'm not mad at you Xeno, I'm just mad at the stupid stereotype, thats all..... so just continue with the thread as normal.

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lol. was a joke. I know not all rednecks are like that but im using the term to describe behaviour much like an AA player calling a CS player a 13 year old even thouhg they arent because of their behaviour.

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two guys walk into a bar...


... you'd think the second would notice.

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The Jesus picture below that with the fingers emphasize that joke. 8) :lol:

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