Flipping a knife around leads to a ride in the ambulance btw. My brother was cutting the little wires off a transformer and slipped, put a 2 inch cut down the top of his finger (idiot) He didn't get the ambulance, but a fast ride to the hospital, and then my little brother (even idioter) was being stupid and somehow shoved a pair of scisors into his arm, while the parents were gone of course (T_T) so it was up to me and mister idiot (older brother) to get him fixed up and to the hospital, of course the older brother hates the sight of blood, so guess who got to hold him (me btw) while the brother drove, got into the hospital, doctor asked the most obvious question on the planet.... go ahead, guess.... give you 20 seconds..... what the hell were you doing??!?!?! said the doctor.... yes, hell was in there. And since the brother was no where to be seen, probably off nerding around, I got to answer the question, so it went like this, uhhh, he shoved a pair of scisors in his arm... the doctor looked at me with that look of, what did you do!?! And I said, all I did was carry him here, no idea what he did, or how he did it... well I did know, but was I going to tell, no. What the kid did, he was running around with them being stupid, saying, look brother, look, I can run with scisors and not get hurt, he's 16 btw, and slipped on the rug, and BAM!! in the arm they went, he stands up, blood just pooring out of his arm, he's screeming and yelling... so. He got fixed up, got to go home with a huge hole in his arm, a ton of gauze, and the permission to me, to change it every 4 hours, gee, how lucky am I. In the end the brother had went to find a phone to call the parents and got side tracked with the candy bar and pop machines and eventually got to the phone and called the parents, about the time he got done with his hour in the hosputal visit.... oh and ages on us idiots, little brother Bayard-16 Me-17 and the older brother Bayard-19. Younger brother is stupid beyond beliefe, me, I'm not exactly stupid, will try stuff normal people won't, and the older brother, won't try stuff normal people will. Thats that story, I got a ton of others, but I won't tell them until the correct post comes up. The best one is how I broke my nose with the chair, so someone wright a post on broken noses so I can tell it.
